Who killed doc robin
What’s
up doc?
When
a man loves
Where
danger lives
Why
is that
Saturday, 5 June 2021
ALL-TIME CLASSIC MOVIE FAVOURITES – THE ODESSA FILE (1974)
“The Odessa File” is a historical drama, screenplay by Kenneth Ross and George Markstein based on the Novel by Frederick Forsyth and Directed by Ronald Neame
The story is set in Germany in 1963, at the time of
the Kennedy assassination.
Following the suicide of an elderly Jewish man, freelance journalist Peter Miller (Jon Voight)
takes possession of the man's diary and investigates the alleged sighting of a
former S.S. Captain, who commanded a concentration camp during World War II.
His investigation leads him to Simon Wiesenthal (Shmuel Rodensky) and to a group of Israeli
Secret Service.
Miller
eventually finds himself involved with the powerful organization of former S.S.
members, called “O.D.E.S.S.A.” and he s trained to infiltrate them.
TRAFFIC COP – DON’T BE TOO FUNNY
Sometimes you can talk
Your
way out of a ticket
A
little bit of charm
Is
probably the safest bet
Humour
can work as well
So,
say to the men in blue
“You
don’t need to check
In
the boot do you?”
ARE YOU WEARING CELLULITE CREAM?
Are you wearing cellulite cream?
And is that workin’ for yer?
I only ask as it looks like
You’re covered in tapioca
21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 295
Solomon Grundie,
Born on Monday,
But nothing else
In his life rhymed
CAN I BUY A GOLDFISH?
I went into a pet shop and said,
“Can I buy a goldfish?”
The girl said, “certainly sir
If that’s what you wish,
Do you want an aquarium?”
She asked putting me in a tiz
Finally, I replied “Well actually
WE ARE TRADITIONALISTS # 2
We are traditionalists
In our village
Deep in little Britain.
And on a weekend
There is nothing
We like better
Than a game
Of ten peasant bowling
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