My wife said to me
Let’s
play carpenter’s
So,
we got hammered
Then
I nailed her
My wife said to me
Let’s
play carpenter’s
So,
we got hammered
Then
I nailed her
I’m thinking about taking a holiday
But
I don’t know where to go
I
will probably be in Doubt
It’s
not for frequent flyers though
Its
destination I’m unsure of
In
fact I’m not sure I want to go
What do you think can Ben Gunn?
Did
anyone notice is David Dunn?
Did
anyone notice was Sean Kerley?
Does
anyone know was George Burley?
Are you wearing a knitted swimsuit?
Well I know there’s a recession on
But I’m afraid knitted swimwear
Isn’t at all the right thing to don
Because one of two things will happen
The weight of wool will pull them down
Or when you are swimming the weight
Will pull you under and you’ll drown
She was a stunner
In her new red hat
And it turned a few heads
Have no doubt of that
She was not dressed
As someone one ignores
But everyone was thinking
“Red hat no drawers”
He certainly wasn’t much of a policeman
Of
that most people would concur
His
colleagues called him the Gurkha
Because
he never took a prisoner
Everyone wants to be the star
Of their own life story
But life isn’t like a movie
You don’t get the chance
To re-take the scenes you mess up
And it isn’t like a play
That can be painstakingly rehearsed
You have to go on cold
You may dry up or miss your cue
Or fluff your lines
You may need prompting
You will probably have to improvise
But it’s up to you how the drama unfolds
And whether you are hero or villain