An evening spent
With my wife’s family
Is good food and wine
Friday, 21 May 2021
A THOUSAND SOULS
A thousand souls
Plus, half a thousand more
Never again to feel
Land beneath their feet
Lost to the icy deep
For man’s conceit
And lay there still
In companionable rest
Beneath the icy sea
With the unsinkable lady
Of the White Star Line
IT’S MY BIRTHDAY TODAY AND I’M SEVENTY THREE
It’s my birthday today and I’m seventy-three
And
I’m fit as a fiddle, nothing wrong with me
Although
my memory's not like it used to be
And
also my memory's not like it used to be
MY WIFE SAID I WAS NOT MYSELF TODAY
My wife said I was not myself today
Which
I thought was a funny thing to say
But
then she went on to say to me
She
noticed the improvement immediately
GROWING OLD TOGETHER
Growing old together
Is not an easy trip
In fact, as time goes by
It’s just a pain in the hip
I GOT CAUGHT TAKING A PISS
I got caught taking a piss
In the local swimming
pool
The lifeguard shouted so
loud,
I nearly fell in. the
bloody fool
MY DOCTOR SAID I’M BORDERLINE OBESE
My doctor said I’m borderline obese
But
it didn’t bother me at all
Because
at the end of the day
That
makes me borderline Normal
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