HAVE YOU EVER HAD?

 

Have you ever had?

The kind of day

That almost drove you insane

 

When you wish

You’d done it differently

But your wishing is in vain

 

If only we could press

“Ctrl Alt Delete”

And start the day again

WHEN I TOLD MUM

 

When I told mum

I had opened a theatre

I got a rather strange

Reaction from her

“Are you having me on?”

She said to me

I said “you'll have to audition

And then we’ll see”

A FRUITFUL RELATIONSHIP

 

When I first dated my wife

Long ago in another life

I would get aroused watching her

Eating a banana

Now, thirty years later

It’s quite a different matter 

I only get exited watching her

If she chokes on the banana

ALL-TIME CLASSIC MOVIE FAVOURITES – THE COTTON CLUB (1984)

 

“The Cotton Club” is a Crime Drama, Screenplay by Mario Puzo, William Kennedy and Francis Ford Coppola and Directed by Francis Ford Coppola.

The movie is centred around The Cotton Club in the late 1920s and early 30s Harlem, it’s a premium night club owned by Owney Madden (Bob Hoskins) and Frenchy Demange (Fred Gwynne),

Featuring the very best jazz musicians, singers and dancers and is frequented by the great and the good and the very not so good of the underworld.

A musician named Dixie Dwyer (Richard Gere) begins working with mobsters to advance his career but falls in love with Vera Cicero (Diane Lane) the girlfriend of gangland kingpin Dutch Schultz (James Remar).

The film benefits from a fine and varied supporting cast including, Gregory Hines, Lonette McKee, Nicolas Cage, Allen Garfield, Laurence Fishburne and Maurice Hines.

WHATS IN A NAME (32)

 

Does anyone know is Jane Gray?

Would anyone know does Sasha Bray?

Did anyone see Virginia Wade?

Does anyone know was James Mayde?

MY GIRL IS TEACHING ME A LANGUAGE

 

My girl is teaching me a language

Natalia is from Russia you see

But it is not going very well at all

She tried with simple things for me

Asking the Russian word for napkin

Soviette is not the answer apparently

SITTING ON THE BACK ROW

 

Sitting on the back row

When the cinema’s dark inside

With your left-handed girl

Try to keep on her right side