Are you wearing seven-inch heels?
As you’re tottering down the street
But don’t you feel silly standing
Six foot two in your stocking feet
Saturday, 15 May 2021
ARE YOU WEARING SEVEN INCH HEELS?
MY DEAR WIFE SAID TO ME
My dear wife said to me
“I hate you when you’re drunk Stephen”
I replied, “Well I hate you
When I’m sober so that makes us even”
GIFTED AMATEURS
If someone says they’re an Amateur
There’s really no need to panic
Because Amateurs built the Ark
While Professionals built the Titanic
ALL-TIME CLASSIC MOVIE FAVOURITES – THE UNTOUCHABLES (1987)
“The Untouchables” is a Crime Drama, Written by David Mamet, suggested by a book by Oscar Fraley and Eliot Ness and Directed by Brian De Palma.
The story is set during the era of Prohibition in the United States,
when legendary crime boss Al Capone (Robert De Niro) rules Chicago with an iron
fist after building an empire with bootleg alcohol.
Prohibition Agent Eliot Ness (Kevin Costner) attempts to take Capone
down, but due to widespread corruption within the Windy City's police force
even his best efforts fail.
So because of the rampant corruption, he assembles an elite group of
lawmen, a small hand-picked team who won't be swayed by bribes or fear, to help
him, including Irish-American cop Jimmy Malone (Sean Connery), George Stone (Andy
Garcia) and Oscar Wallace (Charles Martin Smith) and with his team in place
Ness renewed his determination to bring Capone to justice.
WHATS IN A NAME (31)
Does anyone think will Jenifer Rush?
Does
anyone know does Basil Brush?
Did
anyone know will Alessandro Nesta?
Would
anyone know was Georgie Best?
ARE YOU WEARING A STRAPLESS BRA?
Are you wearing a strapless bra?
With tits the size of yours
You’d have done better
Tucking then into your drawers
BIRTHDAY TREAT
When your wife asks,
Which of her friends,
You would choose from,
To attend
Your birthday treat
And participate
In a threesome,
You shouldn’t hesitate
But a word of caution
When she asks you
Just give her the one name
And not two
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