ETERNAL DEFINITION

 

You can easily describe

Eternity by its definition

Four blonde car drivers

At a four-way intersection

RHETORICAL EYE RESTING

 

There is a rhetorical question

That gives me indigestion

Why is it when we're dog-tired chaps

We take what are called catnaps?

WAITING FOR SANITY

 

You question your own sanity

When you’re asked by a waiter

And you go into another room

To give him your order

You tell him it’s because

Of one of your darkest fears

You won’t do it at the table

Because the napkins have ears

AM I BLONDE

 

Bimbette and Peaches

Thought they couldn’t use

There AM radio in the afternoon

In their views

THE WHORES OF WESTMINSTER

 

What a thoroughly unwholesome situation we find ourselves in after the 2010 election result, we purveyors of democracy, we who rain down bombs of democracy upon the lands of the less enlightened.

We find Gordon Browns defeated party clinging onto power by its very fingertips while Clegg whores his party out to the highest bidder to his discredit and to the disgust of his supporters.

I pray that Cameron is permitted to take the reins and drive us out of this mire we find ourselves in created by the most undemocratic instrument namely the tactical vote.

I further pray we never go down the road of proportional representation because what we are experiencing at the moment is, but a pale reflection of what PR will land us with after every election.

WHATS IN A NAME (8)

Does anyone know who did Rob Roy?

Does anyone know is Bob Coy?

Does anyone know is Allan Sly?

Did anyone else see Elizabeth Fry?

OXYMORA MORE AND MORE

 

Mail Woman, Software Documentation

Football Brain, The Great Depression

Extra Large Briefs, Woman Driver

New York Culture, Girl Power

Peace-Keeping, Random Precision

Advanced BASIC, Executive Decision