An 18-30 girl turns the light on
After a seeing too
By kicking open the car door
Thursday, 15 April 2021
CREATURES OF GREEK MYTHOLOGY – THE CERYNITIAN HIND
The Cerynitian hinds were five golden-horned immortal deer
Sacred
to the goddess Artemis whose golden horns shone clear
Larger
than bulls four of them pulled Artemis in her chariot
Hera
helped the fifth one to escape as part of a devious plot
And
it crossed the river Kelodon into the mountains of arcadia
Heracles
was tasked as a labor to capture the golden hind later
And
without shedding a drop of its blood Heracles did this
Afterwards
he set the hind free to placate the goddess Artemis
WHATS IN A NAME (19)
Does anyone think will Tessa Peake?
Does
anyone know is Michelle Meek?
Did
anyone think will Peggy Mount?
Does
anyone know could Dracula Count?
EUROVISION
Every year we go through the same ritual where we the music loving British public have to select our contender for “the Eurovision song contest”.
We
have placed before us, metaphorically speaking, the best five songs which have
been whittled down from god knows how many by god knows who and we have to
select our best candidate.
When
you have watched and/or listened to the best five I ask myself the age old
question “what were the rejected ones like”.
After
hearing the five weapons of mass destruction I don’t care who wins.
FORENSIC RELATIONSHIP
The police have found a dead body
Well
half of it as it was decapitated
They
could only guess at marital status
If
not divorced, then certainly separated
LAWS OF THE UNIVERSE # 7
There is a law of Fertlidge
Which
should be universally taught
Objects
can only be found
When
they are no longer sought
YOUR ERROR
An error message is
A
meaningless sentence
Or
possibly a phrase
Similar
in relevance
To
rap song lyrics
And
makes as much sense
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