TELL ME LOVIE

If all the world is a stage

As they say

Where is the audience sitting?

Tell me pray?

AMAZING ANAGRAMS # 2

 

Anagrams can amuse

Boggle or confuse

Such as the following

Gainly Laying

The Public Art Galleries Large Picture Halls, I Bet 

Debit card Bad credit

Mother-in-law Woman Hitler

Do real filth Adolf Hitler

Listen Silent

Nine Thumps Punishment

Astronomer

Moon starer

Margaret Thatcher

That great charmer

A shoplifter has to pilfer

WORK QUERY

 If work is so terrific

So great and so fantastic

Tell me then why is it

They have to pay you to do it?

CUISINE QUERY

If you were to eat

Pasta and antipasta

Would you still hunger

For a starter?

OPEN TOUR

 

Why do they call it

The tourist season

If shooting at them

Is not allowed then

GOODBYE CHILDHOOD

 

You know you have reached the end of your childhood

When Christmas is a lot of work and Naps are good

When Saturday mornings are now just for sleeping

And Hitting girls is no longer considered to be flirting

When The only thing in your cereal box is cereal

And You only WANT clothes for Christmas for real

When you’re Driving the car it’s no longer any fun

You always wear a hat and have to keep out of the sun

You leave foot ball matches early to beat the crowd

And you don’t like concerts because they’re just so loud

You actually buy yourself scarves, gloves, and sunscreen

And you think car insurance premiums are obscene

When being bad is no longer considered being cool

And you have friends who have kids who go to school

You saw the Star Wars movie when it first came out

Finally, your parents' jokes are now funny without a doubt

DOWN ON THE FARM

 

I stayed on my uncle’s farm for a fortnight’s holiday

And it was so wild and windy on one particular day

One chicken laid the same egg four times that day