Marriage is a thing
Which
will put a ring
On
a woman's finger
And
two more under
The
men's eyes
Monday, 5 April 2021
WEDDING BAND
THE LABORS OF HERACLES # 07: THE CRETAN BULL
Heracles when driven mad by the goddess Hera
Murdered his three children and his wife Megara
The
Delphic oracle punished him for the murders
By ordering him to perform the Twelve Labors
The labors were set by king Eurystheus his cousin
The
seventh was a creature sent up by Poseidon
A
fire belching bull of huge size he had to beat
The
bull was ravaging the countryside of Crete
The
hero overpowered it despite its flaming breath
And
sent it to Athens were Theseus inflicted death
ALL-TIME CLASSIC MOVIE FAVOURITES – THE GAY DIVORCEE (1934)
“The Gay Divorcee” is a Musical Romantic Comedy, written by George Marion Jr, Dorothy Yost and Edward Kaufman from the book by Dwight Taylor, musical adaptation Kenneth S. Webb and Samuel Hoffenstein and Directed by Mark Sandrich.
The story concerns American dancer Guy Holden
(Fred Astaire) and Mimi Glossop (Ginger Rogers), there’s clearly an attraction
between them but Mimi keeps running off.
Then she visits a lawyer in London, Egbert
'Pinky' Fitzgerald (Edward Everett Horton) and tells him she wants a divorce from
her absentee husband.
Meanwhile Mimi’s Aunt Hortense (Alice Brady)
hires a professional Rodolfo Tonetti (Erik Rhodes) to play the correspondent in
an apparent infidelity.
But what neither of them knows in that Guy and
Pinky are friends so they travel down to Brightbourne together where the dancer
meets Mimi again, but she thinks that he is the correspondent.
When the dust settles and the confusion has
been cleared up Mimi’s husband Cyril (William Austin) turns up but he refuses to
grant a divorce, luckily the waiter (Eric Blore) comes to the rescue.
The movie is a feast of song and dance and won
the first Oscar for Best Song: “The Continental”, a twenty-two-minute
production number.
IT’S A ?
A middle-aged couple named Joe and Ellen Waters
Had
two stunningly beautiful teenage daughters
But
the couple decided they should try once more
For
the son that they had always been hoping for
After
many months of trying, Ellen finally conceived
And
then a healthy baby boy was finally received
Joe
joyfully rushed into the nursery to see his son
Took
one look and wondered what they’d done
He
was horrified it was the ugliest kid he’d ever seen
He
went and told his wife Ellen he wasn’t very keen
He
said there was no way that he could be the dad
“Look
at the two beautiful daughters we’ve had”
Then
he gave her a very stern look and asked her
“Tell
me honestly Ellen have you had an affair?”
But
Ellen just smiled sweetly at her husband Joe
Then
she looked at him and said, “Not this time no!”
PERFECT WOMAN
The perfect woman for me
Will
be easy to find really
My
perfect woman indeed
Would
only actually need
To
make my life complete
Two
tits and a heartbeat
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