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A middle-aged couple named Joe and Ellen Waters

Had two stunningly beautiful teenage daughters

But the couple decided they should try once more

For the son that they had always been hoping for

After many months of trying, Ellen finally conceived

And then a healthy baby boy was finally received

Joe joyfully rushed into the nursery to see his son

Took one look and wondered what they’d done

He was horrified it was the ugliest kid he’d ever seen

He went and told his wife Ellen he wasn’t very keen

He said there was no way that he could be the dad

“Look at the two beautiful daughters we’ve had”

Then he gave her a very stern look and asked her

“Tell me honestly Ellen have you had an affair?”

But Ellen just smiled sweetly at her husband Joe

Then she looked at him and said, “Not this time no!”