THERE IS KNOWLEDGE I NEED TO KNOW # 15

 

There is knowledge I need to know

I used to know but I since forgot

For example, why doesn’t the glue

Ever get stuck to the inside of the pot

NOT A BAD PENNY

 

I am always unsure when I meet someone from the acting profession whether the persona, I am presented with is merely a mask, another character adopted rather than the real person.

Now with some Celebrities you would probably be happier with the mask than the rather shallow original.

The feeling you get however after meeting Penelope Keith is what you see is what you get.

The first time I met her was at an open day for the Guildford Magistrates court.

I was working at the time as part of the crew of the Surrey Police Mobile Custody Unit.

We were on duty with the vehicle so that members of the public come aboard see how it worked and Penelope Keith was their in her capacity as High Sheriff of Surrey as was by no means the only civil dignitary at the gathering but she was the only one who made a point of speaking to everyone on duty and by that I mean she conversed with everyone.

A delightful lady and not a bit like Margo Ledbetter.

IT HAS BEEN ANNOUNCED TODAY

It has been announced today

That a dog food manufacturer,

Following poor sales, has had

To call in the official retriever

IDIOTIC

One thing that you can

Really depend upon

There is always one more

Imbecile than you counted on

NOT STALGIA

Things are more like

They are today

Than they have ever

Been before I’d say

THAT’S LOGICAL

Someone who thinks logically

Contrasts very nicely

To the real world really

CREAM DATE

Why does sour cream?

Have a date to use by

After all it needs to be off

In order for it to qualify