Saturday, 6 March 2021

ALL-TIME CLASSIC MOVIE FAVOURITES – TOP HAT (1935)

 

“Top Hat” is a Musical Romantic Comedy, Written by Dwight Taylor and Allan Scott from the book by Dwight Taylor and Directed by Mark Sandrich.

The story follows American dancer Jerry Travers (Fred Astaire) is working for his friend and producer Horace Hardwick (Edward Everett Horton) in London, and Jerry demonstrates his new dance steps late one night in Horace's hotel room, much to the annoyance of a girl sleeping in the room below Dale Tremont (Ginger Rogers).

She goes upstairs to complain and the two are immediately attracted to each other complications arise however when Dale mistakes Jerry for Horace.

Horrified that she has become involved with a married man she runs away to Venice on the invitation of friend Madge (Helen Broderick), Horace’s wife and confesses.

But Jerry and Horace also head for Venice and when Dale discovers they are there she agrees to marry Alberto Beddini (Erik Rhodes) but Horace’s manservant Bates (Eric Blore) saves the day.

“Top Hat” is a happy film that keeps delighting viewers any time one is lucky enough to fall under its spell.

Friday, 5 March 2021

BAD SCHOOL DAY

 

When I was at school

When I was just a lad

What was embarrassing

And made me very sad

Was the day I called

The history teacher dad

BATHROOM FUN

 

In the bathroom in my house

Watching my wife is a farce

She can’t brush here teeth

Without wiggling her arse

FROM VOGUE TO VAGUE

On the outside I like my women

To be fashionable or vogue

But intellectually I prefer them

Un-opinionated and vague

THE VOICE

And out of the chaos, a voice did converse

"Smile and be happy, for it can always be worse"

And I smiled, and I was happy, and it did get worse

ON THE TREAD MILL

The worst part of participating in

The rat race is that even if you win

You’re still only a rat, which is a sin

THE ONE

It's so great to find that one

          Special person to make your wife

Marrying them so you can

          Annoy them for the rest of their life