My husband is like
A
computer unfortunately
He’s
out of date
And
hasn’t got enough memory
My husband is like
A
computer unfortunately
He’s
out of date
And
hasn’t got enough memory
What I think is quite ironic
Is that the word phonetic?
Why on consistency grounds?
Isn’t it spelt the way it sounds?
Why is it when?
Two
planes almost hit
It’s
called a near miss?
That
doesn’t fit
It
should actually
Be
called a near hit?
I don’t wish to appear a prig
But
never wrestle with a pig
Don’t
even do it for a bet
This
you should not forget
You’ll
both be covered in shit
Life can be a struggle day by day
Scrimping
and saving pennies away
By
the time you can make ends meet
Just 3 pounds a month
Will help them meet their quota
So the fund raisers can drive
Their 30 grand motor
All of humankind
Spread across the globe
Like a single organism
In bacterial proportions
And this human creature
This single entity
This living breathing
Multiplying mass thrives
And its heartbeat is love