CHARITABLE BEQUEST REQUESTS # 2

 

Not happy just to pester me in life

The Red Cross want me instead

To change my last will and testament

To take my money when I’m dead

VERY RED CROSS

 

I supported the Red Cross

For many Years

But their hard sell tactics

Brought me to tears

 

Not content with

My monthly subscription

They bombarded me with requests

Of every description

 

First, they told of troubles

In foreign lands

I said “I can’t pay more

Than what I had planned”

 

So, they thought a change of tack

Will open my wallet

And told me what they did

In Nether Wallop

 

Emails and letters

Calling with the hard sell

Well, I’ve had enough

They can go to hell

CHARITABLE BEQUEST REQUESTS # 1

 

The Red Cross are getting greedy

Not happy to just milk me in life

They want me to will them a percentage

Of what should go to my wife

CHARITY PLEADERS # 2

 

Just 3 pounds a month

From me and you

Will help to pay the lease

On their luxury HQ

CHARITY PLEADERS # 1

 

Just 3 pounds a month

Will help them meet their quota

So the fund raisers can drive

Their 30 grand motor

CHARITABLE BEQUESTS REQUESTS # 2

 

Not happy just to pester me in life

The Red Cross want me instead

To change my last will and testament

To take my money when I’m dead

CHARITABLE BEQUEST REQUESTS # 1

 

The Red Cross are getting greedy

Not happy to just milk me in life

They want me to will them a percentage

Of what should go to my wife

VERY RED CROSS

 

I supported the Red Cross

For many Years

But their hard sell tactics

Brought me to tears

 

Not content with

My monthly subscription

They bombarded me with requests

Of every description

 

First, they told of troubles

In foreign lands

I said “I can’t pay more

Than what I had planned”

 

So, they thought a change of tack

Will open my wallet

And told me what they did

In Nether Wallop

 

Emails and letters

Calling with the hard sell

Well, I’ve had enough

They can go to hell