Tuesday, 23 February 2021

ALL-TIME CLASSIC MOVIE FAVOURITES – NOW, VOYAGER (1942)

 

“Now, Voyager” is a romantic drama, based on the novel by Olive Higgins Prouty and directed by Irving Rapper.

Charlotte Vale (Bette Davis) is a spinster from a wealthy Boston family and following her father’s death she had her life controlled entirely by her domineering mother (Gladys Cooper), as a result her mental health suffered to the point that her sister, Lisa (Ilka Chase), arranges for Dr Jaquith (Claude Rains) to pay a house call on Charlotte.

Feeling despondent, she is convinced that she should spend some time in a sanatorium away from the influence of her mother and very soon Charlotte is transformed into a sophisticated confident woman, and such was the change in her that Lisa and Dr Jaquith arrange for her to go on a cruise to South America.

While on board she meets and begins a torrid affair with Jerry Durrance (Paul Henreid), a married architect.

Six months later, when she returns home to Boston, she forcefully confronts her mother with the terms of her independence, and an uneasy peace prevails between them until the day, after a brief argument, her mother has a heart attack and dies.

Charlotte inherits the vast Vale fortune but feels responsible for her mother's death, so she returns to the sanatorium where she befriends a depressed, young adolescent, named Tina (Janis Wilson), a girl rejected by her disturbed mother, but she soon discovers that Tina is the daughter of her former lover Jerry, and the pair soon bond, and in time Charlotte takes Tina home to with her to Boston, but is she destined to become too attached?

QUICKIES

 

Many people indulge despite the dangers

In quickies even with complete strangers

Well, it was during such an act of fornication

That he hesitated after achieving penetration

“Miss I would not have entered the vicinity

Had I been made aware of your virginity”

“Mr. if I had thought you would be mistaken

And that as a virgin I would have been taken”

“Then before we indulged in carnal delights

I would have taken off my bloody tights”

I CAN’T WATCH CHRISTOPHER ECCLESTON

 

I can’t watch Christopher Eccleston

I find his speech very distracting

He was clearly a graduate

Of the shouty school of acting

GAWD’N BENNIT

 

THE LIFE AND TIMES OF JAMES GORDON BENNET II, 1841 - 1918

 

Gordon Bennett, not an exclamation but a real person 

Born in New York but enjoying a European education

Named after his father who had been born a Scotsman

An immigrant to America who became a newspaperman

An accomplished New York journalist for many years

Founding the herald instituting many modern ideas

 

Known as Gordon to distinguish him from his father

A good journalist but he liked the good life rather

But he took over the herald and his father’s throne

He sent Stanley to Africa to seek out Dr Livingstone

He was never afraid to back a dangerous expedition

Even De Long’s ill-fated trip to the arctic region.

 

Gordon was at one time engaged to Miss Caroline May 

But he committed a most dreadful faux pas one-day

Arriving at her parent’s mansion, both drunk and late

In front of her he proceeded to urinate in the grate

Bennett was unceremoniously ejected and sent away

Well, the engagement was broken off needless to say

 

He lived mainly in Paris after the fireplace incident

But still running the herald by cable as president

Bennett was fond of sports, especially of yachting

But also, of balloon, aeroplane and motor racing 

Sponsoring many international events of the day 

Some of the many trophies are still raced for today

 

Gordon Bennett was a bit of a daredevil of his day

He was known to be a playboy in an eccentric way

According to one particular well reported yarn

Bennett flew his aeroplane through an open barn

One surprised onlooker was supposed to have said

'Gordon Bennett' and hence the phrase was spread

 

Many names are remembered after the individual dies

He’s still better known as an exclamation of surprise

Gordon Bennett is one of the many euphemisms used

In order to prevent the word “god” being misused.

A colorful character whos daring exploits were famed

Would we remember had he been differently named?

MANY A SLIP

 

I don’t drink too much

Maybe a glass when I dine

But I don’t drink much

Because I spill most of mine

CHARITABLE BEQUESTS REQUESTS # 2

 

Not happy just to pester me in life

The Red Cross want me instead

To change my last will and testament

To take my money when I’m dead

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 284

 

I'll tell you a story

About an affluent Tory

Who waxed on the big society

 

I'll tell you another

About Ed and his brother

Who questioned his propriety