A mate of mine and his new wife
Stayed
in a hotel in the town of Fife
Just
for one night with time to kill
And
he got a two-hundred-pound Bill
“Two
hundred pounds? for what?”
My
mate said, “That seems to be a lot”
“That’s
for your room and board sir”
Answered
the odious hotel manager
My
friend said, “Room and board?
We
didn't even eat here.” He roared
The
manager said, “Well it was here
If
you missed it, that’s bad luck I fear”
I’m
not paying the Bill” My friend said
“You
can take a hundred quid instead”
“I'm
deducting a hundred as a fine
For
sleeping with this wife of mine”
“I
never touched a hair on her head”
