YOUR SERPENT HIPS

 

Your serpent hips

And slender limbs

The glow and lustre

On your skin

In the half light

Of the afterglow

Beyond the bliss

And read the smile

On each other’s lips

THE LATEST WAY OF THINKING

Apparently the latest

Way of thinking

Is that there are

No such thing as facts

And that’s a fact 

THE BEER QUESTION

 

How many men do you think it takes?

To open a cool satisfying can of beer?

None of course because it should be

Open when she takes it to his chair

INSURANCE MAN

 

I would say Men are very different

      From an endowment policy

Simply because your endowment

      Will mature eventually

BLINKING WOMEN

 

Women never ever blink

During foreplay I don’t think

And the reason and rhyme

Is that they don't have time

A MILLION TO ONE

 

Why does it take one million sperm

For only one egg’s fertilisation?

The answers simple it’s because

They won't stop and ask directions

SMART MODE AGAIN

 

UFO’s are very like smart Models

And the thing they have in common

Is your always hearing about them

But no one has actually ever seen one