My sons on holiday right now
He’s left his home in tooting
He’s gone somewhere in Africa
Saying he was going parachuting
I was surprised when he told me
Because he suffers from vertigo
It’s not his normal kind of trip
But I admire him for having a go
He’s never mentioned an interest
Before in the sport of parachuting
I will ask him how he got on
When he’s back at home in tooting
He’s never been very adventurous
When it comes to eating either
So I was taken by surprise when
He said he’d eaten parrot burger
How did you get on with the vertigo?
I asked when he was home in tooting
What are you on about mother?
What’s that got to do with shooting