YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT

 

If you are arrested for being violent

You have the right to remain silent

If you are dealing with the gutter press

You still have the same rights I guess

Anything you do say, however true

Will be misquoted and used against you

AND THE WINNER IS

 

How is it that the American voters get to choose?

From presidential candidates that come in two’s

From just two to decide who runs the free world

But chose from fifty to have Miss America unveiled

SMART MODE

Bigfoot is unlike a smart Model

      And that’s certainly always been

Because unlike an intelligent model

      A Bigfoot has actually been seen

GLASNOST

 

It would take a hundred and fifty-two communists

To change a light bulb in a socialist republic

One to petition the Ministry of Light for a new bulb

Fifty to establish the state production quota for it

A hundred militia to force production with the unions

And one to secretly order one on the Internet

NOTHING CHANGES

 

No amount of social scientist will ever

Attempt to change a bulb without doubt

Instead, they will search for the root cause

As to exactly why the last one went out

GENDER BLENDER

 

You need someone

Of masculine gender

Just like you need

An electric blender

You need one but why?

You can’t remember

THE CHANGING ECONOMY

 

No amount of economists will attempt

To change a bulb that needs replacing

For market forces would cause it to occur

If the light bulb really needed changing