NOTHING CHANGES

 

No amount of social scientist will ever

Attempt to change a bulb without doubt

Instead, they will search for the root cause

As to exactly why the last one went out

GENDER BLENDER

 

You need someone

Of masculine gender

Just like you need

An electric blender

You need one but why?

You can’t remember

THE CHANGING ECONOMY

 

No amount of economists will attempt

To change a bulb that needs replacing

For market forces would cause it to occur

If the light bulb really needed changing

DIVORCED MEN NEVER CHANGE

 

How many divorced men does it take?

To change a faulty light bulb today

None, is the answer because they

Never get to keep the house anyway

VENTING HER SPLEEN

A young ventriloquist is working on the circuit of bars and pubs

Occasionally he manages to get a couple of evenings at nightclubs

Normally he will perform his act to a room full of drunken blokes

On one such night he’s doing his usual act including blonde jokes

When a big blonde woman in the front stands on her chair and says

"I’m sick to death of demeaning blonde jokes and your sexist ways

Tell me why does my hair color effect my worth as a human being?

Why do you stereotype blonde women that way its very demeaning?”

Embarrassed he began to apologize only getting out a word or three

"You stay out of this, I'm talking to that little bastard on your knee!"

WESTMINSTER ALL CHANGE

 

It would take four Politicians

To change a light bulb, I admit

One to change it in the first place

And the other three to deny it 

ULTRA LARGE

 

At the time my wife was first pregnant

It was a very difficult time I’ll grant

It wasn’t until we went for the scan

To view the picture of baby as you can

That I realized why she was so stout

For she was pregnant without a doubt

Until that day I thought I’d endured

Because she was fat and bad tempered