Some Ads in the Personals
Can
be really quite deceptive.
And
the reader is more often.
Required
to be perceptive.
When
searching these ads
For
some feminine company
It’s
hard to choose the perfect date.
From
a list of so many
For
example, if she claims
To
be in a Rubenesque state
Doesn’t
mean she’s an oil painting.
Just
simply overweight
Beware
when she claims.
To
be an Open-minded person
Because
open mindedness
Denotes
a certain desperation.
Seeking
“Friendship First”
Does
not exclude any smut.
It’s
just that she wants to
Live down her reputation as a slut
If she is twee or of an
Old-fashioned
disposition
Mean’s
that she only does it
In
the missionary position
It’s
possible she’ll mention.
Her
Contagious Smile maybe
But
what this really means
Is
she does a lot of Ecstasy
If
she says that she is calm
And
is emotionally secure.
Means
she is either a drunk.
Or
on Medication for sure
If
she suggests that she
Has
lived life in a sociable way.
Means
she’s been passed around.
Like
an hors d'oeuvres tray
If
she says she’s Athletic inclined
And
claims to be outgoing.
Means
she is flat chested.
Loud
and quite embarrassing
And
if she says she’s forty-ish
And
would like a romantic night.
Means
she’s in her fifties.
And
Looks better by candlelight.
