The day after Thanksgiving
Is known as “Black
Friday”
Because it matches the
mood
Of unhappy shoppers
that day
The day after Thanksgiving
Is known as “Black
Friday”
Because it matches the
mood
Of unhappy shoppers
that day
Are you wearing a party hat?
As it’s a Thanksgiving
hat
And the family is all
together
I will give thanks for
that
Bimbette was preparing
For Thanksgiving Day
One hour per pound
So the instructions
say
“One hundred and ten
Pound’s is what I
weigh”
Bimbette said and put
The Turkey on a baking
tray
And roasted the bird
For almost five days
During the thanksgiving holiday
From coast to coast
What do you call a
stuffed animal?
We call it a turkey
roast
My family all told me to stop
Telling Thanksgiving
jokes,
But I had to say no,
as I wasn’t
One of those “cold
turkey” blokes
When we have Thanksgiving Dinner
And were all seated at
the table
The first thing I do
is name the Turkey
And make everyone
uncomfortable
My Great Aunts cooking was so bad
When we used to eat in
her parlour
My Dad told us that
Thanksgiving
Was to commemorate
Pearl Harbour
Surely there should be a law
To punish those who
play
Christmas music, two
months
Before Thanksgiving
Day
There is a special place
In hell for people
that play
Any Christmas music
Before Thanksgiving Day