Nickanan Night or Shrove Monday evening
Was a time for boys to
commit petty crime
Now we don’t have it
on one special night
Instead now it appears
to happen all the time
Nickanan Night or Shrove Monday evening
Was a time for boys to
commit petty crime
Now we don’t have it
on one special night
Instead now it appears
to happen all the time
The third day of Shrovetide
Once known as Collop
Monday
Named after Collops of
bacon
A traditional dish of
the day
Which was served with
eggs
It’s the forgotten
Shrove Monday
I have given up sex for Lent
Which should not
disconcert
As I haven’t done it
for six years
So another month won’t
hurt
I have given up sex for Lent
Which is to some small
extent
An empty gesture on my
part
As I had to as I have
a bad heart
I have given up sex for Lent
Which is to some small
extent
An empty gesture on my
part
As to stop I’d first
need to start
It’s Lent once again
That time of year
To de-clutter, A time
To tidy and clear
But it’s not the time
To tidy the garden
shed
The garage or the loft
Or even under the bed
Lent is the time when
Spring cleaning begins
When we cleanse our
souls
And wash away our sins
The palm branches blessed on Palm Sunday,
Are the following year,
burnt and blessed again
And placed on the
heads of the participants
To the accompaniment
of the familiar refrain
“Remember that you are
dust, and to dust you shall return”
And the Lenten season
has begun once again
This time of year is significant
For what Lent
represents
But I have racked my
brains
And don’t know what to
give up for lent
I really don’t know
what to give up
I don’t have a sweet
tooth
And I neither smoke
nor drink
No vices at all and
that’s the truth
So despite its
significance
For what Lent
represents
I have come to the
conclusion
It’s easier just to
give up lent
I have given up for lent
Pate de fois gras
Lobster thermadore
And Beluga caviar
Well in a way
I’ve never had them
ever
But I won’t have them
Between now and Easter
It’s Lent once more
A time to cleanse the
soul
Empty the trash
And let Christ keep us
whole
Clear the spam
Empty the buffers of
sin
Deny yourself
And let the lord back
in
It’s Lent once more
Pray to your saviour
for peace
Cleanse your soul
Then your penance can
cease
For the world at large Shrove Tuesday
Precedes
Ash Wednesday
For
my unfortunate family stove Tuesday
Precedes
trash Wednesday
I thought I would try tossing a pancake
Well,
that turned out to be a big mistake
The
first three didn’t leave the pan at all
The
next two were sliding down the wall
The
only one dispatched with any grace
Then
splashed hot fat right in my face
Tossing the pancake
How
hard could it be?
Well
quite difficult
Which
surprised me
What
an awful mess
After
the first three
I
gave up after four
That
landed on me
Tossing a pancake
I
can do that
Just
get a fry pan
Heat
up the fat
Mix
up the batter
As
easy as that
One
on the ceiling
One
on the cat
One
on the door
One
on the mat
One
on my head
Like
a sweet sticky hat