THE FORESTRY COMMISSION

 

There is new website

For the Forestry Commission

To out find information

About any tree, just log in

I'VE JUST HEARD THE WINDOW CLEANER

I've just heard the window cleaner

He was really making tongues wag

Cursing, shouting and swearing

I think he’d clearly lost his rag

DO IT ON THE SIDE

 

Simon the landscape gardening man

Will turn his hand to what he can

So not just gardens attract his attention

Its not just horticultural dedication

It’s to the wives of clients he is drawn

As he tends to garden and to lawn

And when he’s finished laying the patios

He lays the clients wife before he goes

PROFESSIONALS

Doctors, dentists, lawyers

And all that professional lot

Are only ever on time for appointments

When you're not

THE DENTISTS CHAIR

 

In the dentist’s chair I lie

I am not brave I think I’ll cry

He turns to me my tooth to fill

I start to sweat I hear the drill

I reach around and grab his crutch

I begin to squeeze but not too much

I move my gaze his eyes to view

If you hurt me then I’ll hurt, you