I THINK MEN ARE LIKE WEAPONS

I think men are like weapons

Because if you keep one

Around the house sooner or later

You’ll want to shoot one

ARE YOU WEARING A CONTENTED EXPRESSION?

 

Are you wearing a contented expression?

You certainly have an air of being detached

But then you’re a man and at the end of the day

Which means if it itches, it will be scratched

HUMEROUS HAIKU # 7

 

God’s cruellest joke: when

Men figure how women work:

His manhood doesn’t

WOMEN WILL DRESS UP TO GO SHOPPING

 

Women will dress up to go shopping

And for doing chores and errands too

Whereas Men will dress up for Weddings

And funerals, but only if they have to

DAREDEVILISH # 3

 

Some activities in life

Since time began

Build your self-esteem

Like no others can

One such activity

Of which I’m a fan

Is sharpening pencils with a knife

As it makes me feel like a man

I THINK MEN ARE LIKE WEAPONS

 

I think men are like weapons

Because if you keep one

Around the house sooner or later

You’ll want to shoot one

THE WISDOM OF OLD AGE # 1

 

You can tell a lot about a man

By the way he handles certain plights

A rainy day, lost luggage,

And tangled Christmas tree lights

I THINK MEN ARE LIKE WEAPONS

 

I think men are like weapons

Because if you keep one

Around the house sooner or later

You’ll want to shoot one

SWEET MAN

Men are like Chocolate

Sweet and smooth on your lips

Only minutes before

Heading straight for your hips

SNOWMEN

Men are like the Snowstorms

That hit in winter

Hard and fast

You never know when they're coming

How many inches you'll get

Or how long it will last

POPCORN

 

Men are like Popcorn

If I’m not wrong

They satisfy you

But not for very long

MAKE UP MAN

 

Men are like Mascara

That’s my notion

Because they usually run

At the first sign of emotion

DAREDEVIL # 2

 

Some activities in life

Since time began

Build your self esteem

Like no others can

One such activity

Of which I’m a fan

Prodding a fire with a stick

As it makes you feel like a man

DEPARTMENTAL MAN

 

I liken men to Department Stores

Hear me out before you scoff

Men are like Department Stores

As their clothes are always half off

SENNA MAN

 

Men are like Laxatives

For women it’s true

Because they irritate

The crap out of you

HAMMERED

 

A Hammer is Male

Because since its invention day

It hasn't changed one iota

Buts it's handy to have around anyway

HIS NAME IS BOND

 Men are like Government Bonds

That’s for sure

Because it takes a life time

Before they mature

TRAIN MAN

 

Railways are Masculine

You can shout that from the steeple

Because they use the same old lines

To pick up people

THAT’S BANANAS

 

Men are like Bananas

Oh yes they are

Because the older they get

The less firm they are

MICHELIN MAN

Tyre’s are masculine

Because they go bald

Are awkward to change

And are often over-inflated