EASTER LILY VINE

 

The Easter Lily vine

Likes to entwine

This woody Evergreen

With leaves of glossy sheen

The flowers are a showy sight

Of trumpet-shaped fragrant white

ARE YOU WEARING AN EASTER TOP?

 

Are you wearing an Easter Top?

Well, I very much like what I see

Because there isn’t very much of it

And the contents are bursting free

ARE YOU WEARING EASTER ANKLE SOCKS?

 

Are you wearing Easter ankle socks?

Well, they’re right on the money

They’re perfect for the Easter Parade

And you look as cute as a bunny

THE BEST EASTER ACTOR OF ALL TIME # 3

 

The best Easter actor of all time

Well maybe not but bear with me

So, for this exercise he’s the winner

And Cluck Norris that would be

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 428

 

Three blind mice? Three blind mice?

Avoiding my baited traps, every single one

Visually impaired, see how they run,

Thumbing their noses when all said and done

MY SON WAS A MASTER EASTER EGG HUNTER

 

My son was a master Easter Egg Hunter

From the time he was a few years old

And had it become an Olympic event,

He would have easily have won the Gold

ARE YOU WEARING BUNNY EARS?

 

Are you wearing bunny ears?

I’m glad you gave them a whirl

I think they really suit you

Will you be my bunny girl?

ARE YOU WEARING A COTTON TAIL?

 

Are you wearing a cotton tail?

Well, you’re a very sexy rabbit

I really like dressing up games

It’s become one of my dirty habits

ARE YOU WEARING AN EASTER DRESS?

 

Are you wearing an Easter Dress?

The big yellow ribbon is really pleasant

I’m itching to pull at that bow

So, I can unwrap my Easter present

THE BEST EASTER ACTOR OF ALL TIME # 2

 

The best Easter actor of all time

Is something of an acting Ophelia

And there can only be one winner

And that would be Bunnie Bedelia

EASTER MEANING

 

Easter bunny

In his furry suit

Baby Chickens

Soft and cute

Easter cards

Of greeting

Sing praise at the

Sunday meeting

And remember

The meaning of Easter

 

It’s the chocolate eggs

It’s a no brainer

LET’S GET THIS STRAIGHT ONCE AND FOR ALL # 2

 

Let’s get this straight once and for all

Easter Day does not commemorate

The day in the gardens Of Gethsemane

When Jesus turned rabbits into chocolate

WHAT CAME FIRST, THE CHICKEN OR THE EGG?

 

What came first, the chicken or the egg?

It’s a question as old as money

And the answer to it is quite obvious

It was in fact neither, it was the Easter Bunny

DURING THE EASTER HOLIDAY

 

During the Easter holiday

From coast to coast

What do you call a stuffed animal?

We call it a turkey roast

ARE YOU WEARING AN EASTER SWEATER?

 

Are you wearing an Easter sweater?

It’s one of the hand knitted ones

Though I’m not a fan of novelty knitwear

I can ogle your hot crossed buns

ARE YOU WEARING AN EASTER JUMPER?

 

Are you wearing an Easter Jumper?

Well, its contents look rather bumper

But you really don’t need a bigger size

It fits them perfectly if I may apprise

ARE YOU WEARING EASTER CHICKS?

 

Are you wearing Easter chicks?

They’re precious little honeys

But I have to be honest

I much prefer your bunnies

ARE YOU WEARING AN EASTER HAT?

 

Are you wearing an Easter Hat?

Well, more accurately it’s a bonnet

It sits so perfectly on your head

And you’re as pretty as a sonnet

EASTER BUNNY

 

About the Easter bunny

I think it’s really funny

That a big white rabbit

Is in the unusual habit

Of delivering Easter eggs

On his funny rabbit legs

I think it must change

And we must rearrange

So for delivering at any rate

Eggs made of chocolate

Employ a chocolate chicken

That’s what I reckon

EASTER LILY

 

The Easter Lily

Blooms in the spring

The large white flower

Is beautiful thing

Its trumpet-shape

Says let spring begin