Are you wearing a cotton tail?
Well, you’re a very
sexy rabbit
I really like dressing
up games
It’s become one of my
dirty habits
Are you wearing a cotton tail?
Well, you’re a very
sexy rabbit
I really like dressing
up games
It’s become one of my
dirty habits
Are you wearing an Easter Dress?
The big yellow ribbon
is really pleasant
I’m itching to pull at
that bow
So, I can unwrap my
Easter present
The best Easter actor of all time
Is something of an
acting Ophelia
And there can only be
one winner
And that would be Bunnie
Bedelia
Easter bunny
In his furry suit
Baby Chickens
Soft and cute
Easter cards
Of greeting
Sing praise at the
Sunday meeting
And remember
The meaning of Easter
It’s the chocolate
eggs
It’s a no brainer
Let’s get this straight once and for all
Easter Day does not commemorate
The day in the gardens
Of Gethsemane
When Jesus turned
rabbits into chocolate
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
It’s a question as old
as money
And the answer to it
is quite obvious
It was in fact neither,
it was the Easter Bunny
During the Easter holiday
From coast to coast
What do you call a stuffed
animal?
We call it a turkey
roast
Are you wearing an Easter sweater?
It’s one of the hand
knitted ones
Though I’m not a fan
of novelty knitwear
I can ogle your hot
crossed buns
Are you wearing an Easter Jumper?
Well, its contents
look rather bumper
But you really don’t
need a bigger size
It fits them perfectly
if I may apprise
Are you wearing Easter chicks?
They’re precious
little honeys
But I have to be
honest
I much prefer your bunnies
Are you wearing an Easter Hat?
Well, more accurately
it’s a bonnet
It sits so perfectly
on your head
And you’re as pretty
as a sonnet
About the Easter bunny
I think it’s really
funny
That a big white rabbit
Is in the unusual
habit
Of delivering Easter
eggs
On his funny rabbit
legs
I think it must change
And we must rearrange
So for delivering at
any rate
Eggs made of chocolate
Employ a chocolate
chicken
That’s what I reckon
The Easter Lily
Blooms in the spring
The large white flower
Is beautiful thing
Its trumpet-shape
Says let spring begin
Are you wearing an Easter bonnet?
With pretty flowers
upon it
What I lovely sight to
behold
It must be tiresome to
be told
So, let me write a
pretty sonnet
For the girl in the
Easter bonnet
Are you wearing bunny ears?
They have an ability
to regale
But to be quite honest
I’m more interested in
your tail
Are they risqué and
shocking?
Will they easily get
my vote?
It could mean a happy
Easter
For a certain horny
old goat
The Easter Bunny’s Story
Is a classic Easter
Tale
But given his
characteristics
It might be a Cotton
Tale
My niece loves the Easter Bunny
But she won’t say
Happy Easter
When she wears her
Bunny Ears
She likes to say Hoppy
Easter
The difference between a crazy Bunny
And counterfeit
currency
Is simple really, one
is a mad bunny
While the other is bad
money
Are you wearing a Pink?
And are dressed as a
ballet dancer
Well, all credit to
you man
Standing up to breast
Cancer