WHAT CAME FIRST, THE CHICKEN OR THE EGG?

 

What came first, the chicken or the egg?

It’s a question as old as money

And the answer to it is quite obvious

It was in fact neither, it was the Easter Bunny

DURING THE EASTER HOLIDAY

 

During the Easter holiday

From coast to coast

What do you call a stuffed animal?

We call it a turkey roast

ARE YOU WEARING AN EASTER SWEATER?

 

Are you wearing an Easter sweater?

It’s one of the hand knitted ones

Though I’m not a fan of novelty knitwear

I can ogle your hot crossed buns

ARE YOU WEARING AN EASTER JUMPER?

 

Are you wearing an Easter Jumper?

Well, its contents look rather bumper

But you really don’t need a bigger size

It fits them perfectly if I may apprise

ARE YOU WEARING EASTER CHICKS?

 

Are you wearing Easter chicks?

They’re precious little honeys

But I have to be honest

I much prefer your bunnies

ARE YOU WEARING AN EASTER HAT?

 

Are you wearing an Easter Hat?

Well, more accurately it’s a bonnet

It sits so perfectly on your head

And you’re as pretty as a sonnet

EASTER BUNNY

 

About the Easter bunny

I think it’s really funny

That a big white rabbit

Is in the unusual habit

Of delivering Easter eggs

On his funny rabbit legs

I think it must change

And we must rearrange

So for delivering at any rate

Eggs made of chocolate

Employ a chocolate chicken

That’s what I reckon

EASTER LILY

 

The Easter Lily

Blooms in the spring

The large white flower

Is beautiful thing

Its trumpet-shape

Says let spring begin

ARE YOU WEARING AN EASTER BONNET?

 

Are you wearing an Easter bonnet?

With pretty flowers upon it

What I lovely sight to behold

It must be tiresome to be told

So, let me write a pretty sonnet

For the girl in the Easter bonnet

ARE YOU WEARING BUNNY EARS?

 

Are you wearing bunny ears?

They have an ability to regale

But to be quite honest

I’m more interested in your tail

 

Are they risqué and shocking?

Will they easily get my vote?

It could mean a happy Easter

For a certain horny old goat

WHAT DOES THE EASTER BUNNY

 

What does the Easter Bunny

Get for himself

For making a basket?

Two points, like anyone else.

THE EASTER BUNNY’S STORY

 

The Easter Bunny’s Story

Is a classic Easter Tale

But given his characteristics

It might be a Cotton Tale

MY NIECE LOVES THE EASTER BUNNY

 

My niece loves the Easter Bunny

But she won’t say Happy Easter

When she wears her Bunny Ears

She likes to say Hoppy Easter

THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A CRAZY BUNNY

 

The difference between a crazy Bunny

And counterfeit currency

Is simple really, one is a mad bunny

While the other is bad money

ARE YOU WEARING PINK? # 1

 

Are you wearing a Pink?

And are dressed as a ballet dancer

Well, all credit to you man

Standing up to breast Cancer

PROVERBIAL PROVERBS # 5

 

Prevention is better than cure

Well I’m not so sure

Prevention is only helpful until

You are actually ill

TEMPLE WALLS ARE STRAIGHT AND TALL

 

Temple walls are straight and tall

But my body is not like a temple at all

I have curves and am short in stature

I'm more like a disused rollercoaster

ARE YOU WEARING EASTER STOCKINGS?

Are you wearing Easter stockings?

Beneath your long spring coat

Are you suitably resplendent?

Will you really float my boat? 

ARE YOU WEARING EASTER TIGHTS? # 2

 

Are you wearing Easter tights?

Adorned with a appropriate motif

Well if those long festive limbs

Decorated with an Easter motif

Were to entwine about me

Then my resistant would be brief

ARE YOU WEARING EASTER STOCKINGS? # 2

 

Are you wearing Easter stockings?

With a bunny rabbit motif

Along those long festive garlands

How I wish to trace each relief

Along each luscious limber leg

An ascent exquisitely brief

To reach the special Easter gift

Beyond the bunny rabbit motif