Your body is showing signs of wear
But you're
still young at heart
And you’re
in good shape to be fair
Your body is showing signs of wear
But you're
still young at heart
And you’re
in good shape to be fair
You're not really old, though
You are passed
your prime
But you’ve not
been young
For a very,
very long time
You've reached a milestone
A really
significant age
You've
joined the over 40's
You have turned
a new page
So happy
birthday darling
I hope you
enjoy your surprise
Because now
you’re forty
Your age
matches your bust size
Well,
you’ve reached an age
So have a happy
birthday
So now really
spoil yourself
Think about global warming
When you
look at your cake
Lighting
all those candles
Bad news, Her Majesty isn't sending you
A telegram
this year, but don’t despair
There is
nothing to be concerned about
You’re forty years old
Which is
when, they say
Life begins
for you
On that
most special day
But if you
drink too much
You will
certainly pay
Because now
you’re old
You’ll be hungover
all day
I know it’s a big one
But
remember this please
Age really
isn't important
I’m quite a philosophical person
So I don’t
get phased and accept what life gives
So I think Birthdays
are good for you;
Because the
more you have the longer you live
I got a dual purpose birthday card
The intention
was well meant
For a person
of your advancing years
With its
very high fibre content
Why is it when two people marry?
It is
predestined for him
To never
remember birthdays
And for her
to never forget them
Happy fiftieth birthday
I’m sorry
but it has to be said
If they
were dog years
There are only two options
In my
personal view
So, what do
you want to do?
You can
either continue
To get
older or you can die
So, stop
feeling sorry for yourself
And enjoy
your birthday do
I've never really doubted your age
But don’t think of it as old age
You were just born ahead of your time!
Way, way, way ahead of your time
Don’t be scared of being Forty
Meet the
milestone with defiance
You’re no
really forty, but eighteen
At the age of fifty you're officially
Over the
hill, but worse than that
You are
partway down the other side
Sorry if
that leaves you flat
Only lie about your age,
In the
event of an emergency
For example,
when you are asked
How old you
are sweetie
Happy birthday, mother dear
But your
dreams won’t come true I fear
The one
about the ten grandchildren
I understand that getting old today
Can be quite scary, at first anyway
Ok I have to admit it, it’s only fair
I do tend
to fall asleep in the chair
But my
snoring is really not that bad
Just wait
until you’re old like your dad