TAKEN ITS TOLL

 

I don’t have a bell to ring

Someone’s taken my dingaling

 

I don’t know what’s wrong

Someone has taken my dong

 

I don’t know why the bloody hell

I can’t seem to ring my bell

 

I know the batteries haven’t run out

It’s not old and clapped out

 

So, I’m at a loss to explain

Why I’m out here in the pouring rain

 

Now wait a moment that’s not right

It should be visible an LED light

 

Now that really is quite odd

It’s gone, some thieving little sod

 

Has stolen the bell push off the door

Light and all, to be seen no more

 

So, I don’t have a bell to ring

As someone’s stolen my dingaling