PARTIALITY

 

Have you always been partial to a skinny red head?

But you married a twenty stone brunette instead

Have you always hankered for someone small and petite?

Instead, you married a woman with size ten feet

Were you attracted to intelligent women with wit?

But instead, you married some uncouth twit

Did you always fancy a girl with figure that swings?

But instead, you’re stuck with miss bingo wings

Do you ever think your perfect woman got away?

Well, you are not alone because I think it every day