I WAS WATCHING PORN

 

I was watching porn

On my Laptop privately

After a while, my computer

Went down on me

PORNOGRAPHY IS OFTEN FROWNED UPON

 

Pornography is often frowned upon,

And viewed as degenerating

I frown when I’m watching it

But that's because I'm concentrating

PORN STAR TIPPLE

 

I worked in a cocktail bar where

A porn star was a regular imbiber

And erotic film star Bambi’s favourite

Drink Was 7 Up in cider

MISUNDERSTAND INN

Being a Christian man,

Of high moral standing

I was not prepared

For the resulting misunderstanding

 

It was on my arrival

At the hotel reception

After the pleasantries

And before completing registration

 

I merely asked the receptionist

If she was at all able

To make sure the porn channel

In my room was disabled

 

To which she replied

With the tone of utter scorn

“No, you sick bastard.

It’s just regular porn”

I WAS WATCHING PORN

 

I was watching porn

On my Laptop privately

After a while, my computer

Went down on me

PORNOGRAPHY IS OFTEN FROWNED UPON

 

Pornography is often frowned upon,

And viewed as degenerating

I frown when I’m watching it

But that's because I'm concentrating

SEEMS THAT PORNOGRAPHY

 

It seems that pornography

Is frowned upon

But I think that’s just all

The concentration