Saturday, 5 March 2022

DESPERATELY SEEKING

 

She seeks Mr. Right

Someone who’s simply awesome

A strong, intelligent man

Tall dark and handsome

A King or a Prince

Healthy wealthy and wise

A good conversationalist

With come to bed eyes

Generous to a fault

Patient and kind

Devotedly attentive

And domestically inclined

A constant companion

A lover and a friend

A man of substance

On whom she can depend

 

But if a man seeks a woman

Then a deaf-mute, with no sense of smell,

Large breasted, nymphomaniac,

Contortionist, would suit well

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