WHAT DOES IT TAKE (rewrite)

 

Does it take the fuller figure?

To help you pull your trigger

Must they be pierced or tattooed

To make you come unglued

Or is it those who kiss and tell

You require to ring your bell

Does it take a vicars daughter

To help you start your motor

Or does it take a total bitch

To really flick your switch

Must they be chaste as a nun?

To help you shoot your gun

Perhaps its nurses on the ward

That actually pulls your cord

Or must they wear military attire?

To really light your fire

Is it lamb that’s really mutton?

You need to push your button

Should hips be slim and narrow?

To help you tip your barrow

Must they wear the briefest thong?

To make you bang your gong

Or does it take a large round bum?

To really bang your drum

Ought they dress in something tight?

To really light your light

Should they wear Mink or Stoat?

To help you float your boat

Must they act all prim and proper?

To help to pull your stopper

Ought they treat you with disdain?

To really yank your chain

Must they wiggle when they walk?

To make you pop your cork

Should their hair be long and flowing?

To get your whistle blowing

The truth is, unless I miss my guess

They need only answer yes