Hot off the press, news of a new reality show has been leaked to the national press.
The show, to be screened later this year, is to be hosted by the same
diminutive pair of talent less Geordie lads who seem to host everything else on
Saturday nights.
The format is fairly standard and will have the traditional panel led by
an ill-mannered oily type dressed in all black, someone with no talent for
anything like the wide mouth creature married to the Prime Minister and someone
either from the religious community like the gay Bishop or they will try to go
for rating and settle for Sting or Madonna.
However, breaking with tradition, the object of the show is not as is
usual to inflict a bunch of wannabee nobodies onto a Saturday night audience to
apathetic even to change channel.
Refreshingly the purpose of this one is to select a new pontiff when the
current one gives up the ghost and the show will be called Pope Idol.
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