This Ant and Dec as far as I can tell
Are on TV a lot and doing quite well
I don’t really watch them much you see
Because they’re not really my cup of tea
Recently they were called in the press
Something that causes me great distress
The claim that has caused such concern
“Ant and Dec are the new Eric and Ern”
Well, I’m sorry but I simply must disagree
There can never be a new Eric and Ernie
They won’t even replace Cannon and Ball
Little and Large or any double acts at all
It won’t ever happen no matter who tries
But they may be the new Little and Wise
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