Thursday, 4 March 2021

I HOPE I’M A CELBRITY WHEN I GET OUT OF HERE

 

This Ant and Dec as far as I can tell

Are on TV a lot and doing quite well

I don’t really watch them much you see

Because they’re not really my cup of tea

Recently they were called in the press

Something that causes me great distress

The claim that has caused such concern

“Ant and Dec are the new Eric and Ern”

Well, I’m sorry but I simply must disagree

There can never be a new Eric and Ernie

They won’t even replace Cannon and Ball

Little and Large or any double acts at all

It won’t ever happen no matter who tries

But they may be the new Little and Wise

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