GOING VEGETARIAN

 

Going vegetarian

They say is very wholesome

My only concern

Is having to eat a whole one

VEGETUS # 3

 

My son has announced

His intent to take the pledge

To give up eating meat

He has given to allege

But I don’t know what he’ll eat

As he doesn’t eat veg

VEGETUS # 2

 

Have you ever eaten vegetarian?

Have you done that; do you reckon?

Well, no I haven’t, but I’d like to

Tell me do they taste like chick’n

VEGETUS # 1

 

Have you ever eaten vegetarian?

Is that something you have done?

Well, no I haven’t, but I’d like to

Though I couldn’t eat a whole one

SENIOR MAN

 

In the seventies

Seeds and stems

Were for chilling out

Now I’m in my seventies

Seeds and stems

Are roughage

A GIRL SAID SHE RECOGNIZED ME

 

A girl said she recognized me

And was perfectly sure

It was at the vegetarian club,

But I'd never met herbivore

IF I DISCOVERED A NEW SPECIES

 

If I discovered a new species,

An animal to suit the agrarians

I would have to name it Quorn

To really mess with vegetarians

THERE IS KNOWLEDGE I NEED TO KNOW # 9

There is knowledge I need to know

Which will put me in the box seat

Such as, if vegetarians eat vegetables,

What on earth do humanitarians eat

VEGAN PASTIE

 

I just had a vegan pastie,

Which wasn’t bad at all,

It wasn’t Cornish though,

It was made in Quornwall

VEGGIE

 

I am a vegetarian

But not because

I love animals

I am a vegetarian

Simply because

I hate vegetables

I ATE A VEGAN SAUSAGE ROLL

 

I ate a vegan sausage roll

And was pleasantly surprised

Considering they don’t eat meat

Vegans are very tasty guys

SUNFLOWER

In an attempt to change my lifestyle

I became a vegetarian, well for a while

But for me it didn’t suit, and wasn’t right

Because I kept leaning towards sunlight 

VEGETUS

VEGETUS # 01

Have you ever eaten vegetarian?
Is that something you have done?
Well no I haven’t, but I’d like to
Though I couldn’t eat a whole one

VEGETUS # 02

Have you ever eaten vegetarian?
Have you done that, do you reckon?
Well no I haven’t, but I’d like to
Tell me do they taste like chick’n