72 Miles From The Sea

Wednesday 31 May 2023

Are you wearing a pointy hat?

And you don’t get fed up with that

When they ask about your wizard hat

“Does your head reach the top of that?”

A woman asked “Are these knickers satin?”

To an assistant who was chattin

She replied loudly for the whole shop to view

“No of course not, they’re new”

The Senior Citizens group

Were one of the very top

Break dancing troupes

And they were called Hip Op

Grandpa always said that he wanted,

And he had the plans formalised,

That he would be laid to rest with Nan

So on his death we had her euthanized

Funerals do not have to be a time of sadness

And while they should not be a time of gladness

They can still be a time of celebration though

Especially if the deceased was a miserable so and so

I am attending Walters Funeral

Because I was a friend of his

And I think that today we could

Definitely say where Wally is

Breaking News is coming in

About a tragedy, I’m being told

It’s at an origami competition

More to follow as it unfolds