“It's just too hot to wear clothes today so I
Think I’ll cut the lawn naked, honey?”
She replied “Ok, if you don’t mind the neighbour’s
Thinking I married you for your money”
Thursday 13 April 2023
MARITAL HONESTY
MARITAL SURFING
A wife sat down on the couch
Next to her husband
As he was flipping channels
With the remote in hand
She asked, “What's on TV?”
He replied “Dust mainly”
ANNIVERSARY PLAN
“Where do you want to go for our anniversary?”
A husband asked his wife as it was that time again
“Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!” she said.
So with a smile he suggested, “How about the kitchen?”
PERFECT CREATION
A man said to his wife one day, in the heat of an argument,
“How can you be stupid and beautiful in equal measure?”
“God made me beautiful, so you would be attracted to me, and
He made me stupid, so you would be someone I’d treasure”
MARITAL FORTUNES
“Would you have married me if
My father hadn't left me a fortune?”
A newly married man asked his wife,
While they were on honeymoon
She replied sweetly “I'd have married you,
SHARING BURDENS
She said “When we get married,
I want to share all your worries,
Troubles and lighten your burden”
“But I don’t have any burden”
He pointed out “or worries, pet”
OMNIBUS ETIQUETTE
“When I was on the bus with Dad,
He told me to give up my seat to a lady”
A little boy told his mum “good boy
You were right to listen to your daddy”
“But mum you don’t understand”
He said “I was sitting on daddy's knee”
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