THE BOY WHO CRIED WOLF

 

The boy who cried Wolf

Continued to get beaten on

And that’s because it wasn’t

The safe word they agreed on

WHY IS THE EMPEROR NAKED?

 

Why is the Emperor Naked?

Well, I heard from one who knows

It’s to do with the company he keeps

Namely “The Emperor's New Ho’s”

THE LITTLE ENGINE

The Little Engine that could

Lost his cherry in a shed

So now they call him

The Little Engine that did. 

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 372

 

Star light, star bright,

The first star I saw tonight

Was truly an epic fail

It was a z-lister from Emmerdale

ARE YOU WEARING A ONESIE? # 2

 

Are you wearing a onesie?

I didn’t know you were the type

But you have surprised me

And yes, I like the tiger stripe

It’s rather a shapeless thing

Am I being picky and choosy?

To be honest I don’t like it

But I’d like to see your twosie

MY SON JOKES ABOUT MY AGE # 5

 

My son jokes about my age

His humour is unforgiving

He says that my first passport

Was probably written in Latin

FAIRY TALE’S RESPUN # 2

 

The sorcerer’s apprentice

Wasn’t there for tutorage

He was only interested in

The Sorcerer's Appendage