CLAUDE AND MAUD

 

An unfortunate pair,

Claude and Maud

Spent what they

Could ill afford

And ended up

Committing fraud

So, the unfortunate pair,

Claude and Maud

To avoid the law

Fled abroad

INVIGILATED

 

Sitting the final exam

Was quite frankly, fruitless

Trying to write with

A broken pencil is pointless

FISHY BEHAVIOUR

 

When fish are in schools

Their behaviour is sedate

Except of course for the days

When they take debate

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 112

 

It's raining; it's pouring.

The old man is snoring.

We should have changed but instead,

We didn’t and we’ll all be dead by morning

ARE YOU WEARING A GIRDLE?

 

Are you wearing a girdle?

That’s a problem Mrs Spurdle,

Not an insurmountable hurdle

But due to the snugness of the fit

Prising all of you, out of, all of it

Might slow me down a bit

SINCE THE BBC SACKED ALL THE DALEKS # 3

 

Since the BBC sacked all the Daleks

Most are just scrounging off the state

But there is one working at the Vatican

He doesn’t really communicate

And it scares a lot of the devout

When it says Excommunicate, Excommunicate

I LOOK BACK IN SOBER REFLECTION

 

I look back in sober reflection

Dwelling in conceit of my perfections

Glossing over my imperfections

But over all I look back with affection