VERTICALLY CHALLENGED FOLKS

 

You’ve really got to

Hand it to the short folks

That’s because they can’t

Reach it themselves

BUTT CHEEKS

 

Is “Buttcheeks”

One word?

Or should I spread

Them apart

CULLINARY PUBLICATIONS

 

I once ate a dictionary

And it was really bad

It gave me thesaurus throat

I’ve ever had

MY FRIENDS LAUGHED AT ME

 

My friends laughed at me

When I said I had a girlfriend,

Which was a rotten thing to do

And they said she was imaginary

Well, the last laugh is on them

Because they’re imaginary too

STEPHEN KING

 

Stephen King

Has a son called Joe

I’m not even Joking,

But he is though

POOR ITALY

 

The poorest part

Of a town in Italiano

Is known by the rich

As the Spaghetto

IT’S REALLY BECOME QUITE HABITUAL

 

I’ve got this awful disease

It’s really become quite habitual

I can’t stop telling airport jokes

The doctor says its terminal