CULLINARY PUBLICATIONS

 

I once ate a dictionary

And it was really bad

It gave me thesaurus throat

I’ve ever had

I BOUGHT THE WORLD'S WORST THESAURUS

 

I bought the world's worst thesaurus

And it’s irredeemable.

But it really is the worst

But not only is it terrible, it's terrible

A THESAURUS IS PRECIOUS

 

A thesaurus is precious

There’s no doubt about it

A thesaurus is great

There's no other word for it