My wife gave birth today
And after thanking
the doc
I sheepishly asked
him
“When can have
sex?”
He winked and said
“I’m off duty at
ten”
Sunday, 16 February 2025
THE POSTPARTUM SEX
I JUST SPENT SIXTEEN LONG HOURS
I just spent sixteen long hours,
Which is a bit of
a crime,
Linking my watches
into a belt
It was a waist of
time
THE MOST EFFECTIVE WAY
The most effective way,
Which might sound
quirky,
To give up
veganism
Is quite simply,
Cold Turkey
LAST NIGHT I DREAMED ABOUT DROWNING
Last night I dreamed about drowning
In an ocean that
was orange and fizzy
It took me a while
after I woke up
To work out it was
just a Fanta sea
I JUST WALKED INTO THE BEDROOM
I just walked into the bedroom,
Which was littered with crap
And tripped over my wife’s bra
I was floored by her booby trap
I’VE OPENED A NEW GYM
I’ve opened a new gym
Where all the
trainers go
Religiously from
door to door
To spread the
fitness word
About joining the
gym with
Jehovah’s Fitness
over the door
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