I have a trick when I’m struggling
To
get my lovely wife’s attention
I
just sit down and look comfortable
And
that always gets her attention
Sunday, 16 February 2025
I HAVE A TRICK WHEN I’M STRUGGLING
YESTERDAY I WAS WASHING THE CAR
Yesterday I was washing
The
car with my son
And
he asked why
I
couldn’t just use a sponge
EMPLOYMENT HISTORY
I was asked at my interview
To explain a
4-year gap
In my resume
without a job
So, I replied “I
went to Yale”
“Excellent you’re
hired”
I said “Great I
need this yob”
OUR THERAPIST BERATED MY WIFE
Our therapist berated my wife
Which made me feel
very smug
“Embrace your
mistakes” she said
So, my wife gave
me a big hug
UNSAFE TO DRIVE
It’s probably not safe for me
To be driving
right now for sure
Having said that,
bad brakes
Have never stopped
me before
PREGNANT PAUSE
My wife said “I’m Pregnant”
I
smiled and replied “Hi pregnant,
I’m
a Dad” then she was hesitant
Then
said “No, you’re not Grant”
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