ARE YOU WEARING A LOOK OF DISAPPOINTMENT?

Are you wearing a look of disappointment?

Well I think you’re guilty of Lily gilding

Because at your age using Viagra is like

Putting a new flagpole on a condemned building 

I GOT A TABLET FOR MY BIRTHDAY

 

I got a Tablet for my Birthday

My wife said “Hip hip hooray”

And I lost all interest in the plasma

When I saw it was Viagra

LIQUID TO SOLID

 

Liquid Viagra will become

The ultimate cocktail I think

And be popular with the group

In need of a stiff drink

A STIFF DRINK

 

Viagra may soon be available in liquid form,

And will assist the flaccid when it’s done

By making it possible for a man to perform

By literally pouring himself a stiff one

DEFYING GRAVITY # 2

With so many treatments for erectile dysfunction

In future there will be a large octogenarian population

Of grandpas with erections to answer grandma’s prayers

Who can’t even remember why they went upstairs

I GOT A TABLET FOR MY BIRTHDAY

 

I got a Tablet for my Birthday

My wife said “Hip hip hooray”

And I lost all interest in the plasma

When I saw it was Viagra