GARDENERS WORLD IS A CLASSIC SHOW

 

Gardeners World is a classic show

About plants and shrubs, you can grow

Lady Gardeners World however

Is about tidying up Ladies nethers

ARE YOU WEARING SNOWSHOES?

 

Are you wearing snowshoes?

Blimey those things cost a packet

Hang on after closer inspection

Your snowshoe is a tennis racket

THERE IS KNOWLEDGE I NEED TO KNOW # 4

 

There is knowledge I need to know

Which will keep me in the quiz

For example, why on earth doesn't

Onomatopoeia sound like what it is

I HAVE MANY QUESTIONS # 5

 

I have many questions

That are not in my own environ

What’s underwear called if its

The only thing that you have on

IN THE SKY NEWSROOM

 

In the SKY Newsroom

Just ahead of the action

The producer announces

“Lights Camera Fiction”

WOKE

 

In these days of political correctness

Woke does little than cause more stress

Their cure for discrimination seems to be

To still discriminate but to do it positively

And in order to enable freedom of expression

It appears that censorship is the solution

SEATBELT ANXIETY

 

My seatbelt wouldn’t fasten

I thought I had been tricked

But couldn’t work out just how

To do it up and then it clicked