THERE IS KNOWLEDGE I NEED TO KNOW # 15

 

There is knowledge I need to know

I used to know but I since forgot

For example, why doesn’t the glue

Ever get stuck to the inside of the pot

THERE IS KNOWLEDGE I NEED TO KNOW # 14

 

There is knowledge I need to know

I used to know but I since forgot

If a synchronized swimmer drowns

Do the rest of the team drown or not?

THERE IS KNOWLEDGE I NEED TO KNOW # 13

 

There is knowledge I need to know

In short, I need know the outcome

Because if tin whistles are made of tin,

What are foghorns made from

THERE IS KNOWLEDGE I NEED TO KNOW # 12

 

There is knowledge I need to know

And I really need to know it soon

Such as how the pipers can tell

When their bagpipes are out of tune

THERE IS KNOWLEDGE I NEED TO KNOW # 11

 

There is knowledge I need to know

If simply for the purposes of review

Such as, if you choke on an ice cube

Will it actually melt before it kills you

THERE IS KNOWLEDGE I NEED TO KNOW # 10

 

There is knowledge I need to know

Which would help me dispel a myth

If someone invented instant water,

What would you have to mix it with

THERE IS KNOWLEDGE I NEED TO KNOW # 9

 

There is knowledge I need to know

Which will put me in the box seat

Such as, if vegetarians eat vegetables,

What on earth do humanitarians eat

THERE IS KNOWLEDGE I NEED TO KNOW # 8

 

There is knowledge I need to know

I’m sorry I don’t mean to blether

But why do they call “flats” apartments

When they are all stuck together

THERE IS KNOWLEDGE I NEED TO KNOW # 7

 

There is knowledge I need to know

I’m sorry I don’t mean to blether

But how does the snowplow driver

Get to work in the winter weather

THERE IS KNOWLEDGE I NEED TO KNOW # 6

There is knowledge I need to know

Which will give me the status of a king

For example, why do the words, flammable

And inflammable mean the same thing

THERE IS KNOWLEDGE I NEED TO KNOW # 5

 

There is knowledge I need to know

Which will give me the status of a king

Because I find myself wondering

If a fish gets cramps after eating

THERE IS KNOWLEDGE I NEED TO KNOW # 4

 

There is knowledge I need to know

Which will keep me in the quiz

For example, why on earth doesn't

Onomatopoeia sound like what it is

THERE IS KNOWLEDGE I NEED TO KNOW # 2

 

There is knowledge I need to know

Which will put me in the box seat

Why does sour cream have a 'sell by date’

Its not as if it’ll suddenly turn sweet

THERE IS KNOWLEDGE I NEED TO KNOW # 1

 

There is knowledge I need to know

Which will put me in the box seat

In particular I just have to know

What the street value is, of a street?