72 Miles From The Sea

Sunday, 16 July 2023

I just couldn’t make the octopus laugh

I thought he was either stupid or fickle

But no, you just need to know the secret

So, to make him laugh takes ten tickles

Please don’t fret, because

Today is the tomorrow

We worried about yesterday

And all is well as you know

I am a single man and happy to be so

But I keep being set up by my mother

And the latest had very friendly eyes

As they kept looking at each other

Are you wearing Ermine?

Oh Charles put the robe down

Wearing it doesn’t mean a thing

You will never wear the crown

Looking at my aunties face

Is like reading in the Lamborghini

It’s all right for a few minutes,

Then you start to feel queasy

How do you get two

Whales in a car? just Start in

England and drive west.

Phil Lynott was robbed by a Gypsy

And searched for him wide and far oh

He caught him and took him home

Now he keeps his Gypsy in a-jar-o