MATERNAL SETUP

 

I am a single man and happy to be so

But I keep being set up by my mother

And the latest had very friendly eyes

As they kept looking at each other

LOOKING AT MY AUNTIES FACE

 

Looking at my aunties face

Is like reading in the Lamborghini

It’s all right for a few minutes,

Then you start to feel queasy

RED FACED VISAGE

 

The man’s face was crimson red

And heavily pockmarked too

Like he recently been on fire

And put out with a Golf shoe

RED NOSE

 

He had a large red nose

Just like a strawberry

His pock marked snozz

Was not a thing of beauty

But it was not a drinker’s nose

In fact on the contrary

It was actually the result

Of learning to eat with cutlery